It is amazing to see
How many people believe
There is an old man in the sky
Who has nothing else to do
Than to look at what they do.

He watches them eat
He watches them sleep
And checks if they behave
According to 10 rules he gave them

And if they don’t behave well
They are doomed and cursed
And they’re sent to a Hell
Full of pain and dirt and terror

This all by this old man in the sky
Who has nothing else to do
Than to look at what they do.

But still, he loves them…

(Author unknown)