Romney style

Dear Mr. Romney.

You are probably devastated that you did not become president of the United States. I know there are many people who mourn this with you, so you won't be alone. Do cheer up. If all else fails, maybe a few rides in your car-elevator can lift your spirits.

Do you now really leave US politics as you said you would? Or will you change your mind about that? People won't be surprised when you come back of course, you changed your mind on abortion, rape, taxes, job creation and a number of other issues too.

If you do not return into politics, do not despair. There is a brave new world waiting for you out there. I would suggest learning Mandarin, as most Chinese speak that.



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