Old man in the sky

It is amazing to see How many people believe There is an old man in the sky Who has nothing else to do Than to look at what they do.

He watches them eat He watches them sleep And checks if they behave According to 10 rules he gave them

And if they don't behave well They are doomed and cursed And they're sent to a Hell Full of pain and dirt and terror

This all by this old man in the sky Who has nothing else to do Than to look at what they do.

But still, he loves them...

(Author unknown)